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FEET???

What's up with all these assholes posting videos of FEET? I understand there are people who are into the whole "Foot Fetish" thing, but seriously? Can't they post their pathetically desperate and poor excuses for PORN some place else? Tell them to go to a Foot Fetish website and leave us alone... great idea, right? They're stupid FOOT/FEET videos are taking up valuable space on this website where a legitimate PORN video could be. Look, feet are for socks, shoes, sandals and boots... and not any other motherfucking thing... That's my opinion.… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 6 years ago 1

Sex For Money? Yeah RIGHT!

I sent a message to some slut on here telling her I want to fuck her. She replied that if I paid her that I can come and collect my prize. LMFAO! = Laughing My Fucking Ass Off... Let's get one thing straight here folks... sex between 2 (or more) people is strictly the act of desire. The desire between said people(s) to have sex with each other. Sex is not a product or a commodity that is bought and sold. What the fuck is wrong with some people out there? Yes, I know, it's "The oldest profession in the world". But, personally, I really don't give a fuck what century it is... my feelings a… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 6 years ago 5

Why Tributes???

Tributes are such sad and desperate acts. As a man, I find them to be an embarrassing act of loneliness and social rejection. To orgasm on a photo or computer screen... instead of a real woman... even if I had jerked off, the very last thing I would do is make a video of it and post it online for everyone to see. But, hey, that's just me...… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 9 years ago 1

Definition of a "Hidden Cams" video

If you're going to make and/or post a real, honest-to-goodness, true-blue, authentic and genuine "Hidden Cams" video then please understand what it takes to satisfy all the criteria of a REAL "Hidden Cams" video. 1. The number one rule of hidden camera videos is THEY DON'T KNOW THEY ARE BEING RECORDED! ~~~If it is perceived by the viewer that she is performing for the camera or seen looking directly at the camera, then by definition, it is NOT a "Hidden Cams" video and you should delete that Channel/Tag from that video. You're not fooling anyone. 2. It is a video… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 11 years ago 7

Copy and Paste Galleries

I am often embarrassed in situations where I give a user's post a compliment, only to find out that their galleries are just "Copy and Paste" galleries. If that's too cryptic for you then look at it this way... You go to your favorite video or photo channel. You view a video or photo and you really like it a lot. You leave a comment like "good job" or "can't wait to see more of her." You view the user's profile and you discover that all their videos and/or photos are completely different in every way. The quality, the resolution, the different environments or settings, etc... Some… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 11 years ago 2

These members are STEALING YOUR VIDEOS!

To ALL respectable xHamster members, !!!!WARNING!!!!WARNING!!!!WARNING!!!! BE AWARE there are members on this website who have been downloading videos from all our video galleries and posting them on their profiles WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION! Their profiles are hidden (and for good reason). They re-post YOUR personal and private videos with the following graphics added to them: "I met this chick at Slip.cc" or "We met at Slip.cc" If you see these graphics in a video PLEASE FLAG it immediately! Our online, adult… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 11 years ago 2

Explanation of Rejection

You have been directed to this blog because your friend request has been rejected for one or more of the following reasons: 1. NO PHOTOS/VIDEOS (Also known as NO CONTENT) This, by far, is the #1 reason why I reject 90% of all friend requests! I accept members who take the time and make the effort to actually take the photos and actually make the videos. Posting them on their profile pages, to me, is considered a contribution to this website and worthy of friendship. ***FYI: Your FAVORITES DO NOT COUNT as being your CONTENT*** ~AND/OR~ 2. [… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 11 years ago

Dear xHamster.Com, Your Rules are Useless!

Look at the rules stated when a user uploades a video: See the rules that I have highlighted? How often do we see them broken on this website? The answer is: Over and over and over and over and over again... THE FIRST RULE STATED: Granted, a n i m a l s, r a p e, v i o l e n c e, b l o o d, shitting, vomit and other disgusting things are not being allowed or tolerated. This is a good thing! I have to give credit where credit is due on this one! Under a g e d persons?: I've see… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 11 years ago 1

Suggested New Categories

I have noticed that many "hidden cam" videos are grossly mis-categorized on this website and would like to submit the following suggested new categories into the XHamster.com suggestion box: "Creeper" - This is a category for those who record videos of fully clothed women with big or beautiful butts on the streets or through the shopping malls or at retail counters. Although it is a form of voyeurism, and technically the camera IS hidden to some degree, it is not a "hidden cam" video in its true form. "Nude Beaches" - This is a category for all those nude beach videos being made and mis-… Read more

Posted by richardhertz 11 years ago 4