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Peter North (Prime) vs. Preston Parker (Prime)

Conditions: - Only reference North's best feats from his prime era (1980s - mid 2000s). - Only Preston's Bang Bros and Reality Kings feats can be referenced. He's an industry "hired gun" now but his new shit sucks and his loads aren't even remotely close to being what they used to be so do not use his current feats.… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 8

Peter North (Prime) vs. Ian Tate (Prime)

These two guys are both cum-shooting legends. Ian Tate is basically the UK's answer to Peter North. In their prime, whose loads were better in your opinion?… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 5

Phat Asses vs. Big Titties

The age-old battle. Which do you prefer? The titties have to be all-natural. No fake asses or titties. Go!… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 7

Sean Lawless vs. Shaggy

For those of you who haven't heard of Sean Lawless, he's recently come into the industry and is now shaping up to be Bang Bros newest "big load guy", following in the footsteps of Shaggy and Preston Parker before him. He also has his own Reality/Voyeur porn site called XXXPawn that is growing in popularity. I'm probably gonna make a video about him at some point.… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 4

Lexington Steele vs. Danny D

Two guys who both have monster cocks that shoot big loads. One is Black. One is white. One is American. The other is British. Who's better?… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 2

Mark Rockwell vs. Codpiece

This one is strictly for the lulz. Mark Rockwell Codpiece… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 3

Johnny Fender vs. Arnold Schwartzenpecker

These two guys are arguably the best cum-covering duo of all-time based on feats. The only duo that may come close is Winston Burbank and Jonni Darkko. But individually who's the better shooter?… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 6

Jesse Loads vs. Isaac (Brazilian Facials)

They both shoot thick loads but whose is better in your opinion?… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 3

Goddamn Copyright Infringement!

So today, after about a month, I try to log on to my Pornhub account and I can't. Confused by this, I checked my e-mail to figure out why I couldn't log on and discovered that my profile had been removed for repeated copyright infringement. Sure I've had vids removed on occasion; I mean, what uploader hasn't right? So then I go check to see which video was the "straw that broke the camel's back" and guess which one it was? The same fucking Kianna Dior video that I unsuccessfully attempted to upload here. The same fucking video that led me to abandon Xhamster for Pornhub bc the latter allowed m… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 7

I wanna cum like the pornstars I make videos about

So a few days ago, I gave this Black chick her first facial; she wasn't exactly happy about it and neither was I but for a different reason--it wasn't enough fucking cum!!! So I've been trolling the internet to find a supplement (or 'pill' if you prefer) that will make me cum like the performers whose feats I compile. DO NOT PURCHASE ROPEX ONLINE; I REPEAT: DO NOT BUY ROPEX FROM THEIR SITE ONLINE. THEY WILL SCAM YOU OUT OF YOUR MONEY AND YOU NEVER GET YOUR PRODUCT. Moving on from that, I'm paranoid about trying an alternative product bc of my horrible experience with Ropex but i'm willing… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 12

Leaked Celeb Nudes Phase 2: Where Are They??

Who's got 'em or knows where to find them all?… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 9 years ago 3

Where can I still find those leaked celebrity nude

Anybody know where I can find those celebrity nude pics that originally got leaked on 4chan, especially the alleged Jennifer Lawrence facial pic and video?… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 6

This really is goodbye

Hello. This will be the very last blog that I post for Xhamster. A few months ago, after nearly two years of successful uploading, one of Xhamster's reviewers removed one of my videos. Their claim was that the title that I have been using in all my videos since the very beginning, "TheDeGrader Presents", violated this site's rule regarding the use of watermarks. I immediately sought to reason with the staff, explaining that the the titles I've used are not interchangeable with watermarks in order to overturn the removal... negotiations were unsuccessful. Angrily, I left this… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 7

Peter North (Current Era) vs. Jesse Loads

We all know that Jesse Loads couldn't f*ck w/ North in his prime but what about now that he's slowed down a bit. Only North's feats from 2010 - now can be referenced. Jesse Loads is Richard Moulton's protégé who, up until a couple years ago, starred as the main talent in Moulton's popular Facial Cum Catchers DVD series as well as the Jesse Loads Monster Facials website. I hope to add him to my "Destroys Faces" series very soon. We'll see what happens..… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 5

Johnny Fender vs. Isaac (Brazilian Facials)

Both of these guys are more known for their creamy loads than for their explosiveness or distance. Who's better and more consistent overall? Plenty of ppl have already made comps about Anselmo so I'm only going to use what I've made about Fender as a reference point:… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 7

Richard Moulton vs. Tom (Broke Amateurs)

These two guys are the undisputed kings of POV cumshots. Both have had storied careers and both have covered hundreds of pros and amateurs from behind their own cameras. Additionally, Moulton has the credit of being the oldest cum shooter out there. Hell, he was old as fu*k when he got into the porn biz lol. He also starting the trend of shooting girls laying down while he's mounted on top of their upper bodies. I believe that he adopted this position in order to prevent cum dodging... it works like a charm. Tom (of Broke Amateurs fame), whose productions are based in the Sout… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 5

I've Been "tagged" By Pornhub

So yesterday, while preparing to upload my newest video on Pornhub.com, I discovered that "Destroys Faces" has apparently been made into one of their official tags. I was adding tags to the video and while searching to see if "destroyed" was on the list, the titular fragment just popped up. To be honest, it excited me a little. I know it's not a big deal or anything but it still is kind rewarding to know that my collections have been recognized, even if only in a small way. it If one of these porn tubes ever decides to give my compilations their own category, I think I'll lose it lol.… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 6

Danny D [Current] vs. Ygor

Now that Danny isn't a bum anymore, I can actually pit him up against other decent shooters. Here are Ygor's best feats:… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 8

What if Actresses Had to Became Pornstars?

I think about stuff like this sometimes, like what would Jennifer Lawrence or Zooey Deschanel look like with a big, fat load on their face? Lol I know, I know, perverted as hell right? But I know I'm not the only person out there who thinks about this sick sh*t. So I wanted to know what others think. So here's the scenario: The mainstream American film/TV industry has collapsed alongside the economy. All of Hollywood's most famous actors are now penniless and desperate to make money by any means necessary. Reluctantly, the Porn industry capitalizes off of their hardships by… Read more

Posted by TheDegrader34 10 years ago 11