Posts3

Any one want to chat about what ever Just p.m...boring night… Read more

8 tips for a popular profile 1. A profile picture should be uploaded, preferably with your own face. 2. The profile text should be short and to the point, long texts are rarely read. 3. You shouldn't have any photos or videos under the profile text, that's what galleries are for. 4. Photos and videos that have been marked as deleted should be removed daily. 5. The favorites for photos and videos should be visible to every visitor. 6. Every now and then a new content, even if it should only be favorites. 7. You should not upload videos with advertising from dating sites etc. or have them as fav… Read more

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very… Read more