FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)… Read more
10 Puns For Your Enjoyment
lt is said that the ability to make and understand PUNS is the highest level of language development. Here are the top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest. 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!' 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. 4. Two… Read more
Minister Of Old Bad Jokes
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?-----To show the possum it could be done. 2. Why did the rooster cross the road?------Because his dick was stuck in the chicken. 3. What do you get when you give a 14 year old boy viagra?------A 15 year old boy with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 4. A housewife and a sex ther****t are at a party. The sex ther****t asks the housewife "Do you know what your asshole does while your having sex?". The housewife calmly replies "Yes he is out deer hunting". 5.Why do they call it "PMS"?------ Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. 6. "Oral B"..... Floyd's nickname… Read more