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Many comedians work with a STRAIGHT MAN. But I can't seem to find any! (they must be an endangered species) Dani_Evangelista' © Copyright 2021 ~ All Rights Reserved.… Read more

DanB1672 @ Espanol? @Ms.Dani_B_Stoned aka DanB1672 @ xHamster.com Don't judge me bitches! => Half you motherfuckers are high right now! ¡Hola, perras! ~ Mi nombre es @ Ms.Dani_B_Stoned, https://fetlife.com/users/7980508 https://xhamster.com/users/danb1672 ★ Madre_FUCKING_ * actualizado * Sábado @ 31 de mayo @ 2021 @ 9:11 a.m..★ ¡Hola, perras! ~ Mi nombre es @ Ms.Dani_B_Stoned, ¡Mi maldita mierda de mierda Land Lord vendrá en unos 45 minutos, el bastardo mother_fycker barato! ! Yo Dips Shit y Dick Head Mother Fuckers, si pensaban que… Read more

aka "CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY" (updated Wednesday, 05/19/21) * * To My BeLoved: EXCITING EXOTIC EROTIC EXTRA_XXX_RATED xHAMSTER FAMILY of FABULOUS FANTASTIC FREAKING FUCKING FREAKY FOXY PHANTOMS, and VOLUPTUOUS VAMPIRE VIXENS, and WILD WICKED WICCAN WITCH WHORES and SUPREMELY SILLY SASSY and SEDUCTIVE SENSUAL SLUTS: I LIFT MY SKIRT and STROKE MY MAGNIFICENT GIRL_COCK, * and * Hereby cordially & courteously CHALLENGE all you all Cum_SLUTS, * to: > watch this episode of POSE on FX, > * > you FUCKING_FILTHY FUCKING_WHORES… Read more

Beware Of Wealthy Older White Men Bearing Gifts Listen c***dren and you will hear (echos of PaulRevere), and I will introduce you to MY personal conspiracy theory So-called conspiracy theory/conspiracy theorists are nothing more than a strategically designed smoke-screen weaponized to confuse the real enemy: (the people of the United States, civility, respect, love for your neighbor, Gender Equality, Trans-Gender Equality, Sexual Equality, Racial Equality, Voting Rights, A Clean Environment, The End of Hunger, The Eradication Of Hunger, The Eradication Of Poverty, The Eradication Of Di… Read more

I absolutely adore this quote! "You want to be feminine, don't you? To hear the clicking of your stiletto heels as you walk, feel the swish of pantyhose as your nylons rub together on your smooth thighs, beneath your tight, lined miniskirt which slides over your ass, your heavily-styled hair and heavy earrings brushing your neck, your shoulders feeling the pull of heavy breasts in your bra, tasting lipstick on your lips and smelling your perfume, makeup and hairspray. You want it, more than anything!"… Read more

With this COVID thing going on, I don't get many opportunities to go 'out' and play. So 99% of my current pleasurable activities take place at my humble abode, also known as Dani's Decadently Delicious Deli. => It's an 'All You Can Eat' type of place.… Read more

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ == My Results From bdsmtest.org - UPDATED 11/17/2020 == ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 100% Exhibitionist 100% Switch 100% Voyeur 99% Non-monogamist 94% Experimentalist 58% Mistress 50% Degrader 48% Owner 47% Submissive 46% Ageplayer 46% Dominant 45% Rigger 41% Primal (Prey) 40% Mommy 37% Girl/Boy 36% Brat 31% Primal (Hunter) 30% Slave 29% Pet 19% Degradee 13% Rope bunny 2% Brat tamer 1% Vanilla 0% Masochist 0% Sadist… Read more

___________________ Seeking Fuck Buddies ___________________ * Experience not required ~ Willing to train * Permanent & part-time positions available * Short-term & long-term assignments * Pleasant personality & sense of humor required * Zero pay, but great benefits * Long hours, little rest * Nymphos, sluts, & whores warmly welcomed * Must be 21+ * Must be flexible AND versatile * Must play well with others * Wild & Wacky preferred * CD/TV/TS/TG preferred ~ will accept pretty fem-bois, cisgender woman, & a few very lucky men * Abili… Read more

What's the hottest thing you've ever done? Recently, a friend asked me that question. After some considerable thought, I decided that any of these 3 historical experiences would qualify. They are all 100% absolutely true and cum-pletely factual. I was deliriously delighted to have experienced each of them. 1) My first experience with a Transgender Gurl was at age 16. "He" was a neighbor of mine and his sister and my sister were best friends. His birth name was Gerry, but in her female persona, she preferred to be called Jeri. Jeri was beautiful with long wavy blonde hair past h… Read more

Appropriate Terms For Transgender People VERY IMPORTANT: Some folks are hurt and offended by certain words. If you can, avoid using the words crossdresser, tranny, or shemale, because they're hurtful terms and offend many people. There are many ways Transgender people describe their identities. An understanding of the words and labels people use encourages respect and mutual understanding. People’s thoughts and feelings about their gender can be complex. Having a variety of words and labels to describe the various ways you might think about your gender helps you communicate who you ar… Read more

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Very Fucking Important - Muy Importante: Regardless of how you self-identify, PLEASE support one another. "Enjoy, embrace, and rejoice in who you are. Honor Who You Are!" When, and if, you can, "Be Out, Be Proud, Be Loud." SUPPORT THE EQUALITY ACT! "Whoever or wherever you are, you are part of something bigger. Whether by blood, choice, or somewhere in memory, YOU MATTER TO SOMEONE." ★ Ray Billingsley. Suicide Prevention Hotline & Veterans Crisis Hotline: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ 1-800-273-8255 - Select option 1 People of all ages, who are part of the "Alternativ… Read more

Banking Can Be Fun ================= I had to go to my bank today, as there were 9 different problems regarding my account. A lovely luscious young lady, named Ana G, was assigned to assist me. In less than an hour, Ana cleared up all the problems for me. To show my gratitude, I asked Ana to join me at a nearby club for a few drinks. She smiled and said "Absolutely". After a few hours of drinking, and me admiring her voluptuous body, I invited her back to my place. Although banking hours were over, I made several 'deposits'!… Read more

Life Explained ON THE FIRST day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God said that it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long t… Read more

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of w… Read more

Ethel's Birthday Ethel checked into a motel on her birthday, all by herself. She was lonely, and a little depressed, so she decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for sensual massages. She looked through the phone book, found a full-page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime o… Read more

I borrowed this blog from my friend peggyflouncey, with her full permission. Stage one: You can distinctly recall being told "Don't put your hands on your hips like that when you stand" and "you walk like a girl". You were naturally a little femme, and had to make an effort not to show people who you really are. You tried to fit in, but got beat up a lot. As a teen you had thoughts and desires about being pretty. The "hot" or popular girls paid no attention to you whatever. Your only real friends were other boys who didn't fit in and some of the girls who were deemed to be "l… Read more

10 Steps To Sissyhood 1. You start to cross dress. Usually this happens at a young age. You identify more with your female relatives than the male ones, maybe your father is always at work, or you don't have one. 2. Your cross dressing fantasies involve you being a Lesbian at first. You find women attractive so it's just natural to want to be one and have sex with them after all. 3. You are exposed to pornography and find yourself noticing the cocks a little too much, but you push the thoughts out of your head and once you've jerked off and cum you forget about them until the n… Read more

A Somewhat Taboo Fantasy A somewhat taboo fantasy, inspired by my lover Kismet4000, would be me going into a club for "gays only". A guy comes up to me, buys me a few drinks, and suggests we go in the back to explore mutual pleasures. He attempts to muscle me into being his cock sucking slut. I turn the tables on him, throw him onto the floor, and rip his pants off. I grab his ass and thrust my 9 inch cock into him without mercy. He whimpers and tries to struggle, but it is obvious he is enjoying himself too much to want me to stop. Just before I cum, I turn him around and shove my c… Read more

Reasons For A Sissy Slut Girlfriend -1. They love anal sex -2. They love giving blowjobs -3. They love to swallow -4. They love facials -5. They love anal creampies -6. They never say no to sex or blowjobs -7. They will have sex anytime & anywhere -8. They love sexy lingerie -9. You can breed them & they will never get pregnant 10. They never get a period 11. They will be your personal slut 24/7… Read more