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Funny Sayings in English for any occasion

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. William Castle Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have the film. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. I am not a vegetarian because I love a****ls. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown I plan on living forever. So far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If love is bli… Read more

Posted by bushido84 10 years ago 16