Things for couples to do during lockdown...
These suggestions are for us women and couples who want to try and keep it fresh during the lockdown and social distancing instructions. The following ideas are to help your fun stay sexually edgy.
(oh and they are UK based, but hopefully you can do similar where you are).
1. Get naked in the garden during these sunny warm days. This isn't criminally wrong as long as you don't part-take in any sexual activity that would alarm. So tend to your garden nude.
2. Walking around the house naked with the curtains open. (which I do a lot anyways, but I've certainly moved it up a notch) by doing it at night and leaving the lighting on... hopefully the casual passby (and that cheeky 20 year old forced home from University has cottoned on that I go naked) will approve and have a smile on their faces.
3. Delivery drivers have a protocol for leaving your parcel, they ring the door bell then they move away from the door to observe social distancing, well answer the door naked and fetch your parcel outside the perimeter of the front porch (for those who are posh!).
Never better time for YOU to do the 'Pizza delivery dare' to be completed. Same rules apply as above.
a) Beginner, Hubby opens the door to pick up pizas on the mat, driver sees you in the background walking around naked.
b). Intermediate: You both open the door naked.
c) Advanced: YOU open the door naked and ensure you stay naked as he drives off, you catch the neighbour from across road looking at you gobsmacked and you give them a wave and hello. It's only polite that you do that, when this is all over you will finding new friends (all of a sudden).
4. Need to go and pick up provisions from the local supermarket. Then ladies, perhaps the following suggestions may spice things up.
a) just wear a coat, the shorter the better, Suit jacket perhaps, nothing underneath.. stand in line with self distancing rules observed and when taking the surgical wash, let the coat open naturally. Let your coat open naturally as you are limited in the aisle area due to low numbers in each aisle.
b) Next level, intermediate: no one has suggested that you can't wear tart wear as you go shopping, so perhaps you can dig out all your see-through tops and dresses and not wear underwear. NO COAT. Wear that micro mini skirt that you normally wear on date night because you've got the legs for it. Wear that low cut dress that got loads of comments..because to be honest, people can see all your boobs. The Tartier the clothes, the more thrilling it will be. Have that great feeling of doing your shopping in a commercial outlet, nearly naked. Remember the frozen section will bring out the best in you.
c). Advanced: Walk back to the car in the big supermarket car park, where you have parked at the far end, so as not be near anyone. As you approach hubby who is waiting in the car, take off the coat, be naked/topless and walk that last 30/50/100 yards back to the car naked. (Not finished yet), pack the goods in the boot whilst naked, then get into the car and re-set yor partners eyes back into their head.
5. Without being nuisance and annoying the emergency services during this very busy time for them. How about visiting your un-manned train/Bus stations. (Yes there will be CCTV there for some, but that's for you to work out), but there are some stations that are just a platform (Hint: Berwick, Plumpton, Southease, Three Oaks, Winchelsea, Normans Bay, Cooden Beach, Pevensey) - (What? you don't think we haven't done this before and taken the photos.
Tee Hee.
So get hubby to take that long awaited photo of you naked or with tart wear clothes courtesy of your local transport stations.
a) Middle of the day for the beginners
b) Rush hour home hours if you want to move to the next level for the intermediates,
c) Train is arriving and you get that photo shot done as the train slows to a stop for those who are advanced.
Talking of which....
6. Hubby had to go into work via train and is coming home, or is coming out of the work place and he needs a lift.
Then do what I do is sit NAKED in the car as he comes off the train and walks across the car park.
Wait for him to stop speaking to his work colleague as he walks across the road to the car and realises you are completely naked.
Advanced. You park the car outside the house and you get out naked and follow your partner into the house, not knowing if your bored neighbours have been watching you the whole time.
7. Need to do that hour's walk for daily exercise.. No one said you couldn't wear just a button down dress with only one button done up. Or again a jacket. (no not a coat), or a long jumper, or a long T-shirt. No Underwear. You might find a blind spot for a quick nude photo.
8. Oh dear, the building industry have had to stop putting up yet another bunch of houses that lets face it, new buyers aren't going to purchase. Then lets go to the show house and be allowed to visit one or two of the models, the representative certainly isn't going to show you around. Once you open the door and go into the show house be naked.
The representative I'm sure will only allow one set of visitors to go in at a time. Then get that NAKED do the naked photos of you in front of that beautiful kitchen, or a blowjob in the prstine modelled back yard.
When you leave, let the representative will go back to her work, but get her/his attention by being naked as you get into your car. (Accidental sounding of the car horn might help).
9. Skype for some. Not my thing, but for a lot of you perhpas that might be an option.
Finally 10.
10. I've been using this period to get rid of old tart wear and stock up on new, so I've been doing internet shopping on sites like Leg Avenue (great Lingerie section) Banana Shoes for my 'mules'. So hubbys/boyfriends, search the net and find the clothes you would like your partner to wear OUTDOORS, we don't have a crystal ball to know what you always like but we wear the items that you bought because YOU made the effort to purchase the clothes. Got 6 lots of see-through dresses this week in readiness to wear them to the local pubs which is what we have decided to do when they re-open.
Because it's clear life is too short to be boring.
If you have any 'sensible' ideas that are managable, not a nuisance to the authorities, not down right criminal and are fun to a hardcore couple or a couple who like to be adventurous once in a while especially during the lockdown and social distancing period.
Then let us have YOUR IDEAS.
Play safe, wear tart/whore wear, be naked, have fun and make people smile...
Lynne
(oh and they are UK based, but hopefully you can do similar where you are).
1. Get naked in the garden during these sunny warm days. This isn't criminally wrong as long as you don't part-take in any sexual activity that would alarm. So tend to your garden nude.
2. Walking around the house naked with the curtains open. (which I do a lot anyways, but I've certainly moved it up a notch) by doing it at night and leaving the lighting on... hopefully the casual passby (and that cheeky 20 year old forced home from University has cottoned on that I go naked) will approve and have a smile on their faces.
3. Delivery drivers have a protocol for leaving your parcel, they ring the door bell then they move away from the door to observe social distancing, well answer the door naked and fetch your parcel outside the perimeter of the front porch (for those who are posh!).
Never better time for YOU to do the 'Pizza delivery dare' to be completed. Same rules apply as above.
a) Beginner, Hubby opens the door to pick up pizas on the mat, driver sees you in the background walking around naked.
b). Intermediate: You both open the door naked.
c) Advanced: YOU open the door naked and ensure you stay naked as he drives off, you catch the neighbour from across road looking at you gobsmacked and you give them a wave and hello. It's only polite that you do that, when this is all over you will finding new friends (all of a sudden).
4. Need to go and pick up provisions from the local supermarket. Then ladies, perhaps the following suggestions may spice things up.
a) just wear a coat, the shorter the better, Suit jacket perhaps, nothing underneath.. stand in line with self distancing rules observed and when taking the surgical wash, let the coat open naturally. Let your coat open naturally as you are limited in the aisle area due to low numbers in each aisle.
b) Next level, intermediate: no one has suggested that you can't wear tart wear as you go shopping, so perhaps you can dig out all your see-through tops and dresses and not wear underwear. NO COAT. Wear that micro mini skirt that you normally wear on date night because you've got the legs for it. Wear that low cut dress that got loads of comments..because to be honest, people can see all your boobs. The Tartier the clothes, the more thrilling it will be. Have that great feeling of doing your shopping in a commercial outlet, nearly naked. Remember the frozen section will bring out the best in you.
c). Advanced: Walk back to the car in the big supermarket car park, where you have parked at the far end, so as not be near anyone. As you approach hubby who is waiting in the car, take off the coat, be naked/topless and walk that last 30/50/100 yards back to the car naked. (Not finished yet), pack the goods in the boot whilst naked, then get into the car and re-set yor partners eyes back into their head.
5. Without being nuisance and annoying the emergency services during this very busy time for them. How about visiting your un-manned train/Bus stations. (Yes there will be CCTV there for some, but that's for you to work out), but there are some stations that are just a platform (Hint: Berwick, Plumpton, Southease, Three Oaks, Winchelsea, Normans Bay, Cooden Beach, Pevensey) - (What? you don't think we haven't done this before and taken the photos.
Tee Hee.
So get hubby to take that long awaited photo of you naked or with tart wear clothes courtesy of your local transport stations.
a) Middle of the day for the beginners
b) Rush hour home hours if you want to move to the next level for the intermediates,
c) Train is arriving and you get that photo shot done as the train slows to a stop for those who are advanced.
Talking of which....
6. Hubby had to go into work via train and is coming home, or is coming out of the work place and he needs a lift.
Then do what I do is sit NAKED in the car as he comes off the train and walks across the car park.
Wait for him to stop speaking to his work colleague as he walks across the road to the car and realises you are completely naked.
Advanced. You park the car outside the house and you get out naked and follow your partner into the house, not knowing if your bored neighbours have been watching you the whole time.
7. Need to do that hour's walk for daily exercise.. No one said you couldn't wear just a button down dress with only one button done up. Or again a jacket. (no not a coat), or a long jumper, or a long T-shirt. No Underwear. You might find a blind spot for a quick nude photo.
8. Oh dear, the building industry have had to stop putting up yet another bunch of houses that lets face it, new buyers aren't going to purchase. Then lets go to the show house and be allowed to visit one or two of the models, the representative certainly isn't going to show you around. Once you open the door and go into the show house be naked.
The representative I'm sure will only allow one set of visitors to go in at a time. Then get that NAKED do the naked photos of you in front of that beautiful kitchen, or a blowjob in the prstine modelled back yard.
When you leave, let the representative will go back to her work, but get her/his attention by being naked as you get into your car. (Accidental sounding of the car horn might help).
9. Skype for some. Not my thing, but for a lot of you perhpas that might be an option.
Finally 10.
10. I've been using this period to get rid of old tart wear and stock up on new, so I've been doing internet shopping on sites like Leg Avenue (great Lingerie section) Banana Shoes for my 'mules'. So hubbys/boyfriends, search the net and find the clothes you would like your partner to wear OUTDOORS, we don't have a crystal ball to know what you always like but we wear the items that you bought because YOU made the effort to purchase the clothes. Got 6 lots of see-through dresses this week in readiness to wear them to the local pubs which is what we have decided to do when they re-open.
Because it's clear life is too short to be boring.
If you have any 'sensible' ideas that are managable, not a nuisance to the authorities, not down right criminal and are fun to a hardcore couple or a couple who like to be adventurous once in a while especially during the lockdown and social distancing period.
Then let us have YOUR IDEAS.
Play safe, wear tart/whore wear, be naked, have fun and make people smile...
Lynne
4 years ago
