I won't do that

Many people have a favorite expression, either of their own or borrowed from someone else they use when they want to say they absolutely, positively will NOT do something. I (Jill) thought I would slip my partner Patty's in (she knows I'm doing this).

There's a club right on the county line, straddling it in fact that is the hangout for the area's bikers. Not the wannabe's mind you, the real deal. For this story we'll call it "Harrigan's" which is no where near being its real name.

In her years with the city police and even more so when she moved to the county police force Patty has arrested, sparred with, interrogated and generally come in contact with most of the regulars in ways that guarantee they won't like her. Plus most bikers don't like cops anyway and they REALLY don't like female cops.

So when my beloved partner seriously doesn't want to do something she says "I'd no more do that that I'd walk into Harrigan's wearing nothing but 3 inch heels and my badge, jump up on the center pool table and yell 'Who wants to gang-bang the dyke cop?'."