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Yo mama is like a shotgun, give her a cock and she'll blow.

You mama is like a fine resturant, she takes her deliveries in
the back.

Two gay guys are havin sex. Some one rings the door bell
and the fag says to his buddy dont cum till I get back.
Fag comes back and there jizz all over the walls. He asks
why his buddy cummed every where. He says he didnt, he
farted.

A couple decideds to have sex in there bunk bed. The
guy notices his bro on the bottom bunk so they take the top.
He tells her if you want it in say tomato out say lettus. If im
about to cum i say pickle. She agrees
tommato
lettus
tommato
lettus
pickle.
The little brother yells guys stop makin sandwiches
youre gettin mayonasie all over me

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